25+ Medieval Memes For Mead-Eating Knights, Jesters, And Princesses on Their Way to Medieval Times

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    Plant - When you play the whole village your mixtape A AID STHOSS
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    Font - 1665 london deaths Bortive- A Aged The Difeafes and Cafualties this Week Kingfevil- Lethargy Murthered at Stepney-- Palfie Apoplexie Bedridden- Cancer- Childbed Chrifomes Collick- Confumption-- Convulfion- Feaver- Fiftula-- Dropfie- Drowned 2, one at St. Kath- Tower, and one at Lambeth Gowt Grief 16 154 I I 2 23 15 I Griping in the Guts- Jaundies- Impofthume- 353 I 10 Flox and Small-pox- Flux-- 2 I Found dead in the Street at St. Bartholomew the Lefs-. Frighted- Gangrene-- 174 88 40 Males
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    Leg - OUT OF THE WAY FUCKING NOBLEMEN PEASANT COMING THROUGH CROPS LOL WHO ELS IS GONA DO UR FARMING LIK U CAN EVEN TILL GUD SESON 4 CROPS BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT WHEN IM DON IM PULL UR CART 2 I KNO HOW SENITIV UR NOBLMAN HANDS R LMAO FUCKING OMG WHEN IM DON IM GONNA GROOM TH FUK OUT OF THOS CROPS CANT EVEN EAT W/O CROPS NOBLMAN, SWERVE
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    Wheel - audi 腿
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    Musical instrument - When the DJ plays an absolute banger 316
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    Textile - ADVAN TITT Guido Medic TARTA O MXCU GUIDO BL E Medieval 00 mXcull GUIDO 009
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    Automotive tire - did you know? Medieval castle stairs were often built to ascend in narrow, clockwise spirals so right-handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on the way up at a disadvantage (unless they were left-handed). The steps were also uneven to give defenders the advantage of anticipating each step's size while attackers tripped over them.
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    Duel - When you try to do a Matrix dodge during swordfight but it's not very effective a
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    Ecoregion - When your kingdom is under attack but you're too hungover to deal with it right now 771
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    Helmet - noth >hit play >Die you godless heathens! T MISS Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)12:21:38 No.630086411 [Reply] ► >Buy Claymore for home defence >One night i finally hear a crash >my home surround sound is primed to play Gregorian Chants >Put on my surcoat with a black cross >Plunge my sword into one of the heathens >The other one tries to flee >Swing my sword at his leg. >cut his leg off at the knee >He begs for mercy >"The only one who will show mercy is God" >behead him >call police >Have mead
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    Nose - Medieval Reactions @Medieval Reacts + When you turn your pillow over to the cold side
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    Helmet - When a maiden doth unclothe herself before ye бороо [11 сосо
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    Sleeve - If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. I see. Fuck off, ma'am SEX
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    Font - prokopetz Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I'd pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment's notice. zarekthelordofthefries This is the principle behind medieval jesters
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    Organism - Jesters in fiction Please stop making fun of me, I only wish to be freed from this living nightmare Jesters in reality made with mematic I am fed, clothed, well paid, I can insult the King without consequences and I am in some cases among his most important advisers
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    Camera accessory - GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT PEASANTS CALL ME SIR CUMFERENCE made on imgur
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    Font - Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battle field. Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
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    Interior design - # Am I a bad mother Jane? My name is Sarah
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    Font - : Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)18:46:11 No.75186156 >Be me >King doctor in fancy Doctor castle >Spending evening testing theory that boiling water cures plague >Instead makes peasant scream for 45 minutes and die >Weird.manuscript >Remember that Christmas is right around the 107 KB JPG corner >Go down to basement where I keep all of my peasant corpse toys >Realize there are not nearly enough corpses to do my yearly peasant corpse themed bonfire >Christmasisfuckingruined.romanesqueart >This will
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    Organism - weird medieval guys @Weird Medieval in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list: -nosewise -garlik -pretyman -gaylarde -norman -filthe De ALT rás lope has
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    Joint - @arcanebullshit Which Old Timey Bagpipe Skeleton Are You Today? Smooth Willy Cottontail Tall Lord Tootsby Peanut Lil' Tootster Creamy P Squeaksly Honkerton III Lucky Remus
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    Textile - When you tell your mate to look at the person behind them but don't make it obvious LTE Fyr C e 5
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    Brown - 人民。
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    Vertebrate - How your grandparents describe what their daily trip to school was like
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    Font - File: 1362579538714.jpg-(40 KB, 337x450, 1362574516478.jpg) Anonymous (ID: ZB/aVHKW) 03/06/13(Wed)07:18:58 UTC-7 No.463243124 ! Replies: >>463243467 >>463244350 >>463245097 >>463245603 >>463245886 >>463246096 >>463246217 >>463246531 >>463247140 >>463247413 >>463247616 >>463247661 >>463247851 What do you need a gladius for, Romanfats? If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack. No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to
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    Cartoon - YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HOT LADY KNIGHT

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